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xXx-PoetixXx	by Mr Love Zone April 14, 2012	811 words	Read a sample
Author bio: The man whose known for writing romantic poetry, although he isn't too known for showing his full face without hiding it some how. While growing up he discovered he had a gift, his gift was writing poetry some of the most romantic poetry known to mankind. Although through his early years of writing his fan base came and quickly as it left, as the man behind the poetry felt as if the reason why the fans and the ladies who loved the poetry left was his disfiguring looks. So he decided to start new, he gave himself the name "Mr. Love Zone" as he could always tune out the world when he wrote. He also decided to cover his face up, only showing around his eyes to hopefully keep any female fans. Since while he was growing up he knew he had the talent to write but he didn't have the face to put behind it as he always had the face that would send women running in the other direction. So with a new name and with hiding his disfiguring looks he has decided to start out on a quest of new. So from the start of his fresh new name he's chosen not to reveal his face as he knows that deep down his disfiguring looks could be the difference between him getting known and him being left behind.
Pappa Gander: the Less Better Half of Mother Goose: and Other Rhymes, Limericks and Haiku	by Robby Charters April 14, 2012	4271 words	Read a sample
Author bio: I live with my wife and my son, sometimes in Thailand where I was born and my wife is from, sometimes in Ireland where my dad is from. In Thailand, I taught English as a second language. Here in Ireland, I work from home, turning people's manuscripts into e-books. Wherever I am, I write.
Licorice Poetry by Charmaine Thomson	by Charmaine Thomson April 13, 2012	2370 words	Read a sample
Author bio: Charmaine Thomson lives in Wellington, New Zealand. Charmaine has studied performance music, education and creative writing in the past. She has been published in New Zealand and United States publications including the 4th Floor Literary Journal, The New Zealand Poetry Society journal, a fine line, The Blackmail Press, The Shot Glass Journal and the Fib Review. She is interested in exploring the connections between composition and modern languages.
Boredom Poetry	by Kennie Kayoz April 13, 2012	779 words	Read a sample
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FilthySecretBooks Issue One	by FilthySecretBooks April 11, 2012	13473 words	Read a sample
Author bio: FilthySecretBooks publishes any story involving relationships, including the good times, the bad times, the ugly, the straight, the gay, or anything in between. We are committed to showing all ranges of love stories that don't always have a tragic ending or a happily ever after, which seems to be the classic endings of most other books involving romantic relationships. We believe, regardless of genre, that an intimate connection is always a part of a great story.
Return To The Darkside	by Kennie Kayoz April 11, 2012	2599 words	Read a sample
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Love, Pain, Blood and Tears	by Nemonica Bars April 10, 2012	891 words	Read a sample
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Metamorphine and Other Poems	by Adrian Sturgess April 10, 2012	3398 words	Read a sample
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Titanic	by NAP BOOKS April 09, 2012	937 words	Read a sample
Author bio: NAP is an online magazine of the short and in-between.
Poems of Passion	by Adrian Sturgess April 09, 2012	1447 words	Read a sample
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Struggle	by Gaurav Pratap Singh April 07, 2012	73 words	Read a sample
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I was Made in America	by Chad Johnson April 06, 2012	1716 words	Read a sample
Author bio: Well I started this book journey while I was laid off and looking for work. I am a single father of a teenage daughter. I live in the mid-west and I am enjoying life even without being employed. Something good will happen to me. This is the very first time in my life I have ever done anything like this. I hope you find my writings amusing and fun.
The Cat's Nature - a poem for all ages	by Robyn Pearce April 06, 2012	128 words	Read a sample
Author bio: Hello, my name is Robyn Pearce and I am 11 years old. I live in South Wales and I have 3 pets; a kitten named Mimi, a cat named Jiji and a grey, fluffy rabbit named Mr. H. My hobbies include singing, writing, reading, drawing Manga and browsing the internet. I like films like Corpse Bride, The Nightmare Before Christmas and Labyrinth. I also enjoy writing poetry. I hope you enjoy reading my e-Books and poems!
iDull	by Kennie Kayoz April 05, 2012	456 words	Read a sample
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Dark Matter	by Curtis Ackie April 05, 2012	2524 words	Read a sample
Author bio: Curtis Ackie is a young British-born novelist, short story writer and sometime poet, based in Zagreb, Croatia. His fiction is primarily concerned with the magic of dreams as escapism.
Depression, Suicide, & Self-Injury Quotes	by Aaralyn Griffin April 04, 2012	8601 words	Read a sample
Author bio: hey, as the name says, i'm sierra :] i LOVE sweet food, anime, yummy food, food in general, i'm a vegitarian, and as you can see from this account, i like writing too
Five Poems About God	by Marina Rojas April 04, 2012	1064 words	Read a sample
Author bio: A child of the 60â€™s, Marina Rojas grew up in a family that was more crazy than dysfunctional, and today survives as a testimony to love and laughter because of it. Working currently as a freelance writer with several releases on Smashwords.com, she's loving writing her own personal blog at http://marinarojasfreelancewriterandauthor.weebly.com/, while guest-blogging at SuccessandFailure.com, and tackling a new blog for ChristianWriters.com. Marina is retired from 28.5 years with the State of California Employment Development Department where she worked as a manager in unemployment insurance, and has written stories for, and worked as an editor for FaithWriters Magazine. A short story called Will I Have the Right Shoes? was published in the Fall 2004 Edition of the FaithWriters Christian book Learning for Life. Most recently, her FaithWriters story 'A-Running With Moses' took first place in her division of the weekly writing challenge. Marina also worked at her dream job, writing local interest stories for the Press Enterprise newspaper in Riverside, CA. She is now reliving her childhood and tumultuous teen years in her stories, and writing her very own great American novel while she awaits the birth of her fourth grandchild. Life is good!
Year Of The Slow Empire	by Brian Williams April 04, 2012	1986 words	Read a sample
Author bio: Just a writer sometimes called Billy.
My Thoughts (selected poems 1)	by Saint Virgin Peter April 03, 2012	1597 words	Read a sample
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How Clarence McCafferty Prayed the Mass	by Geraldine Glodek April 03, 2012	290 words	Sample 40%
Author bio: Please click on Geraldine Glodek's personal web page link for information on her new novel, THE MISSING PORTRAIT. Publication date of the first edition (hardcover and paperback) was December 8, 2011 by Echolocation Press, Canada. Geraldine Glodek, born in the anthracite coal region of Pennsylvania, is the also the author of NINE BELLS AT THE BREAKER: AN IMMIGRANT'S STORY (Barn Peg Press, 1998. Her writing has appeared in numerous publications.
Two Poems	by K Kishmot April 03, 2012	526 words	Read a sample
Author bio: K.Kishmot was born in Tehran somewhere in the late nineteen sixties or early seventies. He is British and Iranian, half and half. For a long time he lived in London. He has written a number of screenplays and made short films. He has also written songs. Ghosts Haunt Aftermaths is Kishmot's second novel. It was finished ostensibly in 2001 but Ghosts Haunt Aftermaths is only now nearly ready. Kishmot abandoned his third novel, To Find Love You Must Climb a Thornbush of Roses but around the same time he was creating a children's story. Kishmot's first novel Ten Days to Remus was written when he was sixteen and was a work of science-fiction. Kishmot is at work on his fourth novel, about the culture of billionaires and humanity's love-hate relationship with war. He is writing a new children's book and is planning to get back to film. Kishmot is again also writing screenplays and working on a few electronic ambient pieces of music.
Feed Me Your Virgins	by German Alcala April 03, 2012	2863 words	Read a sample
Author bio: 15 year old Boy Queen Poet. Crowned on May 17, 2010 (when I published my first eBook) Website: http://GermanAlcala.Tk "If... Liberace ate Lil Kim (circa 1996-2008) and then made a baby with Shakira after she had drunk Edgar Allan Poe's ashes you would pretty much get my clone... or the true story of my creation!!!" Twitter: @GermanAlcala And On The Eighth Day (The Free Digital Album)is now out at my website! And On The Eighth Day & the Special Edition are out everywhere! -German Alcala
Cascade Failure	by Marc Ironwood April 02, 2012	445 words	Read a sample
Author bio: Marc Joseph Ironwood has been writing on his own for over thirty years. In 2002 Marc joined forces with his wife Krissy Deanne to form the writing duo "Krissy N Marc". Marc has been known for his obscure writings and for his unusual theatrical front project covers. In March of 2008 Marc did his most shocking event when shaved his head, and the photos of his bald head appeared on his website and his solo project entitled "Alien". Marc founded The Herron Archives, which holds both the solo and collaborative projects from 1997 to current releases. Krissy N Marc currently write for the Kagovisra Label, which has been re-releasing older projects from the Herron Archives.
Yorick Magazine Spring 2012 Vol. I Issue 1	by Yorick Magazine April 01, 2012	12346 words	Read a sample
Author bio: The Team! Editor-in-Chief - Alex Grover Alex is an English and Education dual-major at Rowan University with an Honors Concentration and a concentration in Creative Writing. As well as editing submissions for Yorick Magazine, he works on the staff of Avant, Rowan's literary magazine. Senior Editor - Cody Steinhauer Cody is a debutante of the fine arts, a title he has gained by destroying old pianos with dual hammers and writing poetry, which he recites at rustic coffee shops in New Jersey. He created Yorick Magazine for the purpose of giving literary opportunities to all who deserve them.
Failure	by Kennie Kayoz April 01, 2012	641 words	Read a sample
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Jinas Dikter	by Jina Gustafsson March 29, 2012	1376 words	Read a sample
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Jinas Gedichtesammlung	by Jina Gustafsson March 29, 2012	1135 words	Read a sample
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BECAUSE SO MUCH IS RIDING ON YOUR UNICYCLE	by Fowlpox Press March 28, 2012	2167 words	Sample 20%
Author bio: Fowlpox Press presents poetry which rewards readers who aren't afraid to dig deep. Read the reviews here to get a sense of what we publish.
Les Ã‰tudes - The Nature Series: Samples	by Oluwatosin Ojumu March 27, 2012	2938 words	Read a sample
Author bio: My full name is Oluwatosin Oreoluwa Ojumu. I am a born again Christian writer, blogger and webdesigner. I write under a few different pen names, some of which are variations of my own name. Under this name "Oluwatosin Ojumu", I write mainstream (non faith-based) contemplative poetry and literary fiction. My poetry is mostly inspired by nature, and art, and beauty, and themes of memory, imagination, time, consciousness and explorations of other abstract concepts. I am currently writing a range of "Ã‰tudes" or "Studies" based on some of these concepts. My fiction is largely based on and inspired by existing classic works from great authors like George Eliot, Charles Dickens, Jane Eyre. Under "Tosin Ojumu", (the shortened version of my first name) I write mostly Christian material. I am producing an open translation of the Bible (New Testament) called "The Open Bible". I also write articles about my opinions on various Church and Christian matters, and I maintain a blog about my expectations and hopes for Christian marriage called "Finding Mr Huggie-Wuggie". This is also the pen-name I use for other non-fiction, including opinion articles about issues unrelated to my faith. Under my middle name "Ore Oluwa" I plan to publish works about creative arts and crafts - hopefully coming soon! I also plan to publish a few works under completely anonymous pen-names....! ;)
AnimeMETH	by Nipaporn Baldwin March 26, 2012	1114 words	Read a sample
Author bio: I am a teenage African American poetess trying to open up a new avenue in the world of Dragons: Space Dragons!! And I WILL make it "work." My stories are mostly flash fiction, short stories and (best of all) poetry. About The Society On Da Run series: Earth has seen many visitors, from space dragons colonizing the planet in Pre Cambrian times to intelligent insectoids and benevolent owl gods. Follow the adventures of a wide cast of characters as they encounter the dragons of the Draconizica empire, and Ashuton Karrucci, the god of dragons going about his daily life in Italy. From a story about a small town ravaged by an airborn dragon virus, to a story about a cruel dragon king on a terraformed Mars, to the story of a girl pregnant with a Dragon god, these stories are not bound by the norms of the Fantasy and Science Fiction genres. Also includes stories unrelated to the dragons. _______________________________________________ As of March 2012, all issues in the TSODR have been (or are being) updated with new covers and additional content. Goodreads: http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/4809527.Nipaporn_Baldwin _______________________________________________ CURRENT WORKS SO FAR: Issues #1-50: Lyarknar Saga Epoch Issues #51-60: Starsplitter Issues #61-80: Citybane FA>KED THORN spin-off series Ascendant Likelihood mini-series FA>KED spin-off series (Ascendant Likelihood spin-off) Black Dragon (yaoi series)
Off to War: Two Poems and the first part of Eryk	by Ere Bian Saikovera March 25, 2012	848 words	Sample 30%
Author bio: I enjoy reading and writing. I especially enjoy reading science fiction and manga but avoid horrormat all costs. I will read romance, but I prefer to read action. I spend a lot of my time on my blogspot account. You can see my blogspot profile and blogs at when you click on my website and then my profile . I confess that I have extremely messy writing (I normally write shorthand if I can help it) and am obsessed with ninjas. I write extremely depressing poetry. Ere Bian Saikovera is just one of my many aliases! Bwa ha ha ha ha!
SEULEMENT UNE FOIS	by BjÃ¶rn BjÃ¶rkegren March 23, 2012	97 words	Read a sample
Author bio: I vÃ¤ntan pÃ¥ juridiskt korrekt bolagisering av Firma BjÃ¶rkegren Mat&Kultur i samarbete med AllmÃ¤nna VÃ¤gens FÃ¶rlag, sÃ¥ lÃ¤gger jag ut nÃ¥gra kortare texter hÃ¤r. God lÃ¤sning pÃ¥ er allihop! /B PS Om allt gÃ¥r efter DEN STORA PLANEN sÃ¥ kommer en del av texterna att ingÃ¥ i utgÃ¥vorna "FrÃ¥n Fantasins Fantastiska Och FÃ¶rfÃ¤rliga Fyrverkeri" och "Livets PlÃ¶tsliga NÃ¤rvaro" pÃ¥ AllmÃ¤nna VÃ¤gens FÃ¶rlag med berÃ¤knad nedkomst 2013 hos en bokhandlare nÃ¤ra just Dig!
Two Books of Poetry: People Like Us and Numbers	by Ere Bian Saikovera March 22, 2012	526 words	Read a sample
Author bio: I enjoy reading and writing. I especially enjoy reading science fiction and manga but avoid horrormat all costs. I will read romance, but I prefer to read action. I spend a lot of my time on my blogspot account. You can see my blogspot profile and blogs at when you click on my website and then my profile . I confess that I have extremely messy writing (I normally write shorthand if I can help it) and am obsessed with ninjas. I write extremely depressing poetry. Ere Bian Saikovera is just one of my many aliases! Bwa ha ha ha ha!
Poetry of Fire	by Margaret West March 21, 2012	3898 words	Read a sample
Author bio: Margaret is a writer, teacher and healer. She honors earth-based spirituality believing in the â€œonenessâ€ of all things. In 1995, she first travelled to Russia where the people and the land truly captivated her heart and her soul. In 2000, she collaborated with organizers in the Perm region to put on a family camp. Since then she has participated in five more camps. â€œSisters of the Golden Mountain: A Shamanic Initiation Into Fireâ€ is a story about this unique journey.
The First Collection of Poems: A Small Collection of Poems	by Ere Bian Saikovera March 20, 2012	795 words	Sample 20%
Author bio: I enjoy reading and writing. I especially enjoy reading science fiction and manga but avoid horrormat all costs. I will read romance, but I prefer to read action. I spend a lot of my time on my blogspot account. You can see my blogspot profile and blogs at when you click on my website and then my profile . I confess that I have extremely messy writing (I normally write shorthand if I can help it) and am obsessed with ninjas. I write extremely depressing poetry. Ere Bian Saikovera is just one of my many aliases! Bwa ha ha ha ha!
A Life's Sundries	by Chris Wilder March 20, 2012	1698 words	Read a sample
Author bio: Chris Wilder is the pen name of an IT professional and writer who lives in Portland, OR. Chris' work has appeared in the anthology, "Ex-Lover Weird Shit" edited by Riggin Waugh, The Lyon Review (as Nicki Nicolo), Just Out, The Lavender Network, and others. Chris has a degree from Mount Holyoke College.
The Rubaiyat Of Omar Khayyamâ€”Illustrated by Austin P. Torney 4	by Austin Torney March 20, 2012	2328 words	Read a sample
Author bio: Austin began writing for real around the age of forty, a respite from working as an Information Engineer in the field of Computer Science, doing programming, an art, as it turned out. He calls himself a humanist, and is one who enjoys the liberal arts, utilizing science, for it pervades every discipline. He is currently retired and lives in the mountains of Poughquag, NY, near the Appalachian Trail. He enjoys tennis, writing, fun, humor, thinking, sleeping, poetry, music, dining, travel, romance, reading, swimming, and life.
The Rubaiyat Of Omar Khayyamâ€”Illustrated by Austin P. Torney 2	by Austin Torney March 20, 2012	2328 words	Read a sample
Author bio: Austin began writing for real around the age of forty, a respite from working as an Information Engineer in the field of Computer Science, doing programming, an art, as it turned out. He calls himself a humanist, and is one who enjoys the liberal arts, utilizing science, for it pervades every discipline. He is currently retired and lives in the mountains of Poughquag, NY, near the Appalachian Trail. He enjoys tennis, writing, fun, humor, thinking, sleeping, poetry, music, dining, travel, romance, reading, swimming, and life.
Maledictus	by Vocal Strain March 20, 2012	711 words	Read a sample
Author bio: Blessed by my sickening thoughts of the dreary life that I have lived through the years, this curse has taught me much on how to express the woes from deep below my skin rather let myself tear me apart as I could spiral down and become disorientated by the world around us, more than it does â€” at itâ€™s best. Like the finest wine, thereâ€™s a tendency to bleed it dry to the last drop until the flavour leaves my tongue burning with the flavour.
Trapped	by Michael Krause March 19, 2012	138 words	Sample 20%
Author bio: Michael Krause is 22 and from the West Midlands. He has faced many challenges in life so far and hopes to face more difficult and life changing challenges ahead. He asks you to read his work with an open mind and welcomes honest feedback so that he can develop his skills as an author. As Michael Krause didn't receive a formal education he accepts that his grammar and punctuation needs development but he is improving with every flick of the page...
Physica Metaphora	by Vocal Strain March 19, 2012	868 words	Read a sample
Author bio: Blessed by my sickening thoughts of the dreary life that I have lived through the years, this curse has taught me much on how to express the woes from deep below my skin rather let myself tear me apart as I could spiral down and become disorientated by the world around us, more than it does â€” at itâ€™s best. Like the finest wine, thereâ€™s a tendency to bleed it dry to the last drop until the flavour leaves my tongue burning with the flavour.
Mortuos Amantis	by Vocal Strain March 19, 2012	824 words	Read a sample
Author bio: Blessed by my sickening thoughts of the dreary life that I have lived through the years, this curse has taught me much on how to express the woes from deep below my skin rather let myself tear me apart as I could spiral down and become disorientated by the world around us, more than it does â€” at itâ€™s best. Like the finest wine, thereâ€™s a tendency to bleed it dry to the last drop until the flavour leaves my tongue burning with the flavour.
The Warrior Poet	by Rick King March 18, 2012	6036 words	Read a sample
Author bio: I am a 62 year old male that met Jesus over 30 years ago. I was considering suicide when Jesus found me and gave me a reason to live. Because I didn't have the answer then, it has made it easier to know "Not by might,nor by power, but by my Spirit saith the Lord"(Zech 4:6) is the only way in Jesus. Not about me, but only about Him. My writing comes about as the Holy Spirit leads. I pray that it will touch others as much as it has me.
Sine Responso	by Vocal Strain March 18, 2012	927 words	Read a sample
Author bio: Blessed by my sickening thoughts of the dreary life that I have lived through the years, this curse has taught me much on how to express the woes from deep below my skin rather let myself tear me apart as I could spiral down and become disorientated by the world around us, more than it does â€” at itâ€™s best. Like the finest wine, thereâ€™s a tendency to bleed it dry to the last drop until the flavour leaves my tongue burning with the flavour.
Filaments: Little Literary Triumphs of Sputnikoi	by Mirvan Ereon March 18, 2012	13761 words	Read a sample
Author bio: A poet, artist, writer, painter, madman and genius, Mirvan Ereon is a wonderful human being. He is strange, weird, fun, lovable, sexy, fuckable all at the same time. He is polysexual, polyamorous, pansexual, and many other twisted things and he is not afraid to be one. He is proud of who he is and he wants you to be the same way too with yourself! Message me. tell me anything. Ask me to wrote a story or a poem for you and I will gladly do it. I love doing requests =P And it is all free =P Send me a message - jinnypark_1691@yahoo.com
Irish Boys Can Walk: A Short Tale	by Nipaporn Baldwin March 17, 2012	573 words	Read a sample
Author bio: I am a teenage African American poetess trying to open up a new avenue in the world of Dragons: Space Dragons!! And I WILL make it "work." My stories are mostly flash fiction, short stories and (best of all) poetry. About The Society On Da Run series: Earth has seen many visitors, from space dragons colonizing the planet in Pre Cambrian times to intelligent insectoids and benevolent owl gods. Follow the adventures of a wide cast of characters as they encounter the dragons of the Draconizica empire, and Ashuton Karrucci, the god of dragons going about his daily life in Italy. From a story about a small town ravaged by an airborn dragon virus, to a story about a cruel dragon king on a terraformed Mars, to the story of a girl pregnant with a Dragon god, these stories are not bound by the norms of the Fantasy and Science Fiction genres. Also includes stories unrelated to the dragons. _______________________________________________ As of March 2012, all issues in the TSODR have been (or are being) updated with new covers and additional content. Goodreads: http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/4809527.Nipaporn_Baldwin _______________________________________________ CURRENT WORKS SO FAR: Issues #1-50: Lyarknar Saga Epoch Issues #51-60: Starsplitter Issues #61-80: Citybane FA>KED THORN spin-off series Ascendant Likelihood mini-series FA>KED spin-off series (Ascendant Likelihood spin-off) Black Dragon (yaoi series)
Pupper Tales	by Rick King March 16, 2012	1878 words	Read a sample
Author bio: I am a 62 year old male that met Jesus over 30 years ago. I was considering suicide when Jesus found me and gave me a reason to live. Because I didn't have the answer then, it has made it easier to know "Not by might,nor by power, but by my Spirit saith the Lord"(Zech 4:6) is the only way in Jesus. Not about me, but only about Him. My writing comes about as the Holy Spirit leads. I pray that it will touch others as much as it has me.
i bLEed DaRk - Poems About Pain, Life, Heavy Metal and Jesus Christ	by Rob and Trey Weddle March 16, 2012	22649 words	Read a sample
Author bio: I'm a 45 year old husband, father and metal-head. My son, Trey, is also a writer, and penned several poems for our poetry book, "i bLEed DaRk." Though I could be described as "passionately spiritual," my chronic pain and love for heavy metal makes my writing, well, "unique," to say the least. It's been said that our poems appeal to people who don't normally read poetry, and this suits me just fine. Email me at robweddle1@hotmail.com for a 50% off coupon on our book.
Indian Sonnets	by Syed Faizan March 16, 2012	16580 words	Read a sample
Author bio: Syed Faizan was born in the city of Mysore in Karnataka,India in June, 1987. After completing his schooling in Mysore he commenced his Medical education at the Mysore Medical College and Research Institute (MMC&RI) in 2005 and graduated with a Bachelor of Medicine, Bachelor of Surgery (M.B.B.S) degree in 2011. He intends to pursue specialized training in Psychiatry . Faizan started writing poems when he was eleven years old ,Nature being his first Muse. He has continued writing poems ever since and this cacoethes scribendi has over the years resulted in an oeuvre comprising hundreds of fugitive Sonnets and other poems. His poetic efforts have been primarily directed at attempting a fusion of Western and Oriental ,particularly Indian, ideas of Poetry and he has ,to this end ,experimented with Oriental forms like the Ghazal.Apart from writing he loves philosophizing, playing the Violin, painting and travelling
Short Stories, Snippets and a Poem	by Emily Cain March 16, 2012	3473 words	Read a sample
Author bio: If you want, you can email me at drwateva@gmail.com I love books!! I have so many favourites and have read so many I can't list them. My parents and Friends have said that I'm addicted to books and that the never knew reading too many books could be a bad thing! I can be very deceptive. If you ask anybody I know they will all say that me and coffee shouldn't be together but I love the stuff! I also love sugar and many believe I go "high" on sugar. I am personally known for the amount of books I read and the fact many believe I am crazy. To I degree I actually am but don't tell them that. I am one of the few who actually match their star sign perfectly. I love writing but suck at writing other peoples stories. I love to do random things but I can never have the guts to do them at the time. I have been told that I think too much and over think things. I can have complete understanding of things sometimes but aboslutely none at others. Can you guess my star sign? I play the trumpet, saxophone, keyboard and guitar and can write songs. Is there anything else you would like to know about me? If there is I will happily tell you so just message me and I'll get back to you. Top tips: When a Customs officer asks, "Do you have any firearms?" Do not reply, "What do you need?" Realise that before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, youâ€™re a mile away and you have their shoes. Redheads are dangerous. Hydrogen Peroxide and Potassium Iodide together makes an awesome prank!!

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