TWITTER TROUBLES
Stacy Sorrells
Smashwords Edition
Copyright 2009 Stacy Sorrells
Smashwords Edition, License Notes
This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This ebook may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each person you share it with. If you’re reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your use only, then you should return to Smashwords.com and purchase your own copy. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.
Twitter Troubles
Signed up out on Twitter, but I had to let it go;
useless senseless tweet’n, mess’in
up my flow.
Twitter is so easy, just click, type, press send.
A never-ending news roll, will it ever really end?
Searched up my favorite authors and my
favorite bands;
came up with nothing, just their random crazed out fans.
Can’t locate my family; but out here I now have double.
Hold on everyone, I feel like I’m in trouble.
Can’t pinpoint my best friends, in this pointless cyber land,
they must be lost out tweeting or their heads are in the sand.
Clicked on the links: search, follow and help.
I had an easier time when I posted out on yelp!
Tried to close the account; tried to press delete.
Damn website kept insisting that I stay on and tweet!
That bird sucked me in and he won’t let me go.
The only way I can keep up, is if start using blow.
Committed to Blogspot and Facebook don’t you see?
I can’t do this lame ass tweeting; it’s just no good for me.
Twitter gives me headaches, stomach pains and more.
I’m out you dumb ass bird; you’re nothing but a snore.
Keep my account open, I really just don't care.
Signing out bird, your page again I’ll never stare.
Peace-